The Strange Library, a characteristically lyrical and bizarre work that features the following passage, sure to delight librarians across the world.
"Don't you think that's awfully cruel?" I asked . . .
"But, hey, this kind of thing's going on in libraries everywhere, you know. More or less, that is."
This news staggered me. "Libraries everywhere?" I stammered.
"If all they did was lend out knowledge for free, what would the payoff be for them?"
"But that doesn't give them the right to saw off the tops of people's heads and eat their brains. Don't you think that's going a bit too far?"